Al is too busy DMing to write a bio. She has extensive knowledge about dog training, and has a beautiful dog named Penny. Al spends her time listening to podcasts and debating with MRAs on reddit. She has an extensive knowledge about Biblical stories.
Chelsea is the mother of two cats, Kitty Marie Antoinette and Boy Kitty Kevin. She is currently completing her embalming internship and spends her time playing either Stardew Valley or perusing the "free stuff" section on Craigslist.
Friends have referred to Chelsea as "An asshole in the best way." She does a very impressive chicken impression, although Al consistently reminds her that "real chickens don't sound like that."